Social Interaction Challenger Prints

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

"My email is down... talk to me."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Glance Exchange

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

"We met through a contact tracing app."

Profiles in Courage

Why are you here?

"I miss the old water cooler."

'Send it out confidential. I want everyone to read it.'

"Sorry, but my battery died and I don’t know what to look at?"

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

Silent Body Language

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"