Social Interaction Challenger Prints

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Glance Exchange

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

"We met through a contact tracing app."

Profiles in Courage

Why are you here?

'Send it out confidential. I want everyone to read it.'

"I miss the old water cooler."

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

"Sorry, but my battery died and I don’t know what to look at?"

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

Silent Body Language

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"