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The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Lemonade Inc.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

Open Source.

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

Do something for the environment.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

A Bubble of Countryside.

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

Appeals

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

What we're looking for is someone who can dream big and work within our budget.

'It's like being adrift in an endless, cruel sea of days, looking, hoping for rescue.' 'What are you babbling about?' 'It's a long time til we get a day off again.'

'Put the hours in, keep your nose to the grindstone and in 50 years you could be sitting in my seat.'

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.