Social Hosting T-Shirts

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

Tartine

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'A cheeky red?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Networking

Obsession with the Internet.

"Marco ..."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Canape?

"An everything Martini, please."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Horn of Leftovers

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"