Social Gathering Optimizer Mugs

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The prying mantis,

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Zoom Christmas

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Glyndebourne

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

Playing cards.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Midwest Winter Items.

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"5...4...3...2..."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Shall I be mother?

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'