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Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

'I wouldn't warm to you if we were cremated together.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The devil you know and his plus one

The prying mantis,

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Carioca

Redhead

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

Leo McKern

Cheers

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Playing cards.

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