Social Faux Pas Sympathizer Prints

"I got a ticket in California for asking a lactose intolerant woman to say cheese, before taking her picture."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"You've got the job, but you've got to change your clothes."

"That's not 'smart casual'."

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

Cargo briefs

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

"Dad."

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"You'tll scare people to death dressed like that." "What people?" "Well, me for starters!"

The Burger and the Whopper.