Decorate their workspace or home with art prints that highlight their skill at managing social expectations. Thoughtful, witty, and visually appealing—ideal for the socially skilled person.
'Do you remember Paul Waterson? He was in your class at school.' - 'Vaguely, yes.' - 'He got married last year and they had a beautiful baby girl last week. His parents are just thrilled!' - 'Oh, right.' - 'You're holding up the show. Capiche?' - 'Eh?'
"Lenny?" "Darrell?"
"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."
"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."
"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"
"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."
'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'
"It looked better on pinterest."
"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."
"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."
'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'
'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'
"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."
'Well, what did you expect?'
"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...
'I usually don't do online dating.'
"I really like smart women."
"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."
"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."
"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."
Yummy Mummy.
"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"
The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause
"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"
'Nobody likes me. I need a media advisor.'
"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."
'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'
Give that woman a Pink Squirrel! Give that man a black eye.
"Maybe quarantine was better?!!!"
Evil Pusskins#3
Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'
Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
"Don't forget out code phrase for leaving is 'Let's go home'."
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