Social Distancing Sleuths Pillows

Experts on Social Distancing

"Too crowded. Let's go."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Club Antisocial

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

The new normal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Coronavirus Romance

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Football fans in corona times

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

Keep out - Covid-19

The Face Mask

Quarandating.

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"To protect my family I'm going to self isolate."

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'