Social Distancing Singer Pillows

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Fighting Covid

"Who called this meeting again?"

Fist Bumper Cars

Distance to avoid contagion

Social Distancing Club

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Nonsense Poem

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Coronavirus Romance

Dating in 2020

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

COVID tips from Wild Animals

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

COVID Era Intel

The Insiders

"You mustn't worry about bubbles - Daddy's spent all his life in one."

Open up the Shops!

Distancing with the Stars

"You may now wave at the bride."

You finished Netflix

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

"That is six feet."