Social Distancing Fan Pillows

Mask Rules

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

The new normal

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Coronavirus Romance

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

Football fans in corona times

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

Keep out - Covid-19

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

The Face Mask

"To protect my family I'm going to self isolate."

Quarandating.

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

Barrier around water cooler