Foosball, 2020 version.
Social Distancing Cynics Gifts
Looking for gifts that tickle the funny bone of social distancing cynics? Our collection offers humorous and clever items that honor personal space, independence, and a lighthearted take on life's boundaries. Perfect for those who embrace their own space and have a witty perspective on social distancing.
Social Distancing Club
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room
"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"
Happy Brithday
Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.
"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."
"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."
"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."
Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.
"I'm fine going all zoom."
"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."
Football fans in corona times
In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.
Prom Theme: Coronavirus
Distancing with the Stars
"You may now wave at the bride."
"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."
"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."
Antisocial Distancing
"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."
Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.
"Still too close."
Socially Distanced I heart N Y
Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.
"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"
Home Stay Home
Covid Back to School
Restaurant: Welcome Back
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now elbow bump the bride."
"Hey! No hugging."
Coronavirus at the beach
"Don't get too comfortable with 6 feet of personal space."
Tunnel of Love in Covid Times
Social Distancing Cynics Gifts Collection
Social Distancing Cynics Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs designed for social distancing cynics—perfect for adding humor to their daily routine.
Social Distancing Cynics Pillows
Discover funny pillows that celebrate personal space—a cozy way for social distancing cynics to add humor to their home.
Social Distancing Cynics Prints
Explore our humorous prints for social distancing cynics—great for decorating and showcasing their playful attitude.
Social Distancing Cynics T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for social distancing cynics—ideal for making a statement while staying comfortable.