Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound
Social Distance Stylist Mugs
Find hilarious and charming mugs perfect for the social distance stylist in your life. These cups combine humor and personality, making every coffee break a moment of style and wit.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
Distance to avoid contagion
Curling your hair for no reason
'Modern romance'
"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"
The quarantine self cut.
Bubbling
"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."
Do what you can to flatten the curve
"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."
Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!
The Insiders
"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."
Dating... In the age of the coronavirus
The First Zoom Thanksgiving
"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."
Quarandating.
The New Normal
'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'
"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."
"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."
"You're not distancing."
"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"
A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.
Elbow Sex
"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."
"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."
COVID 22
"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."
Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.
You are here - They are there
Working from home.
"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."
Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases
Social Distance Stylist Mugs Collection
Social Distance Stylist Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that add personality and humor to any room – perfect for the social distance stylist who likes to keep things stylish and fun.
Social Distance Stylist Prints
Discover vibrant prints that capture the spirit of the social distance stylist, blending humor, style, and creativity for your decor.
Social Distance Stylist T-Shirts
Check out our fashionable t-shirts that celebrate the social distance stylist’s creative and humorous approach to personal space and style.