Social Democracy Gifts

I love NY Bernie

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Good boy."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

The International and May Day Terrorism

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Turkish Democracy

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

That party went well.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Government a la Carte

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

Wal-Mart Ruling

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Arizona In Black

Trump

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Harry S. Truman

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Roe v. Wade

My Dream Valentine

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Moulting"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

US election postal vote controversy

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."