Social Debate Fans Pillows

Mod riding by on motorbike calling out statements - 'It's political correctness gone mod.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

I break for toilet paper

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Self Checkout

Alpha males through the ages!

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Impeachment

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

The partisan cafe

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

Chuck Schumer