Social Critique Fan Pillows

Jedediah Trump delivers smallpox blankets to sanctuary cities

"I haven't got a racist bone in my body."

"Trust me to have married a male cosmopolitan pig."

'Ms. Jones, in the future lay out my other cassocks on Sundays.'

Blair advocates intervening to deal with 'potential offenders'.

Privatized Jails

Cull people who say they will call you but never do.

Woman visits a dietitian and comes out a skeleton.

"Suppose we leave the salary unchanged but get smaller women."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Man about to be executed wearing face mask.

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

Alms Bank

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

I break for toilet paper

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

How Will They Manage without Us?

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Bertolt Brecht

Non discrimination to Vampires

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Alpha males through the ages!

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

The Calmocracy

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."