Social Competitor Prints

'The three essentials for any work of art are content, composition, and how envious it makes the neighbors.'

"No way am I less elitist than you. That is such nonsense!"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

The Rivalry Begins

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Arcade Game Baseball.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Skateboard Olympics.

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Squash Partners.

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

Interpretive marathon

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

'He's trying to figure out a way to miss this putt so his boss can win the match.'

Chess bowling.