Competitor Prints

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

The Victors

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snail Racing

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Run, Mike, Run!

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

Painter's Duel.

The Rivalry Begins

'My app just ate your widget.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Loser's Podium.

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

Skateboard Olympics.

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

Squash Partners.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'