Competitor Prints

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

The Victors

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Snail Racing

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Run, Mike, Run!

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

The Rivalry Begins

Painter's Duel.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Loser's Podium.

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Skateboard Olympics.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Squash Partners.