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"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"I ate my husband."

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

"Ogden, you're taking yourself too damn seriously."

The Bizarro World of the Overmasked

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Servant asking for payment and being denied

'Peace'

Beggar holding a cup with no bottom...Sign reads 'help me buy a new cup.'

Wino in a Christmas Box

Disabled beggar with no legs gets aroused by model of womans leg in hosiery shop window

Correction fluid.

"Yeah, but what have they done for me this quarter?"

'What if I am blocking the doorway...It's my shop!'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

How about going easy on the carbs

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Czarcasm

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"A haand gel...!?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Hot cross buns

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."