Social Chameleon Prints

"I'm a very different person on the slopes."

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

'When I'm at the office, I have to pretend I'm gay, just to fit in.'

'It's amazing how you do it? Fade into the background and go unnoticed like you don't even exist?'

'Cedric always felt anonymous.'

"We're going to a fun party, so switch from your offline personality to your online personality."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Farmer's Market.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"He retired as an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Your resume shows you have had numerous jobs and in all of them you were rather invisible."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'