Social Carer Gifts

'We've a problem family at number 38, they all work, they're debt free, have no drug problems and appear to be happy.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Handle With Care

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Hassled Mother.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Hospital.

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Father nursing his sick child

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

Health care success #4

"It's the worst part of working here...spending so much time with people at the end of their tether, ill, stressed, desperate for help..."

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

"Do you remember when we had to do was help people?"

STRIP *Community Care * Change

Thank you healthcare heroes

Care Home Eject Button.

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team

The Street Kid at Christmas.

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

"And this is the Ward where you'll be working."

AS Joe saw his reflection in the mirror - he realized that maybe the zookeeper hadn't called him a buffoon after all.

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."