Social Butterfly In Training Gifts

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'

Stilted Conversation.

"I've always felt awkward in social settings."

"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."

"What if I don't know what to say?" "Start with, 'Hi there, how's your day?'"

"...And for heaven's sake, Brian, do try to be a bit more sociable at this party."

'It's not the amount of imaginary friends he has that bothers me, it's that he sits his only real friend so far away.'

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

'It's been so long since I've been out I hardly know how to act.'

"I'm testing a theory on how to overcome shyness by wearing an unusual hat."

Jeff had vowed that he would never let another social occasion be ruined by his crippling fear of avocados."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Butterfly Woman

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Party Animals.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Social distancing

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Go team!

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'