Social Anxiety Sharers Mugs

Another form of performance anxiety.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

That party went well.

Prejudice/Empathy

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Nervous at a party.

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

Tunnel of Anxiety

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

Six feet and a smile

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"Is it the same for you? Every time I meet someone new I start to feel unwanted."

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

"I'm sorry, congressman, but Mrs. Grebbish gets a bit testy when somebody proposes to mess with her social security and medicare...."

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers

Now playing... everything you said at the party.

"Sorry - I thought you were black...."