Social Anxiety Sharers Mugs

Another form of performance anxiety.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

That party went well.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Prejudice/Empathy

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Nervous at a party.

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

Tunnel of Anxiety

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

Six feet and a smile

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."

"Is it the same for you? Every time I meet someone new I start to feel unwanted."

"I'm sorry, congressman, but Mrs. Grebbish gets a bit testy when somebody proposes to mess with her social security and medicare...."

The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers

"Sorry - I thought you were black...."

Now playing... everything you said at the party.