Social Anxiety Explorer Mugs

'You MUST come! We're inviting all our paranoid friends!'

'I'm sure we haven't met. I use a telephoto lens.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Club Antisocial

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Hell: The Airport"

Nervous at a party.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"You call that worrying?"

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

'Average A-level passes of grade B, well yes I suppose you are a failure'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

Another form of performance anxiety.

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."