Social Animal Pillows

"What time does 'Hoppy Hour' start?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Butterfly Woman

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Mardi Gras

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Go team!

Social distancing

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Join me in a Martini?

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

We'll have Manhattans...