Social Animal Pillows

"What time does 'Hoppy Hour' start?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Butterfly Woman

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Social distancing

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Go team!

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.