Soccer Thespians Pillows

Football Drama Coach

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Sock Puppet in Literature

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

Soccer coach of the year.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Gareth Bale

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Lionel Messi

It's an iphone rehearsal.

Goal

Professional football.

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

Ref shows footballer green card.

Harry Kewell

George Best

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"..common sense has prevailed, Michael Owen's agent has let the referee off with just a severe warning."

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian'

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"Oi!"