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Euros 2016

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Football Chameleon

"I AM at my usual position."

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Egyptian Football

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Watching the football.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Men can show their emotions!

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.