Soccer Skeptic T-Shirts

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"Sir, have you been following the world cup?" "I'm not into golf."

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

'The world cup came and went. Now let's get back to American-made sports...'

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Centaur Forward

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Carlo Ancelotti

Football/Soccer bubbles

Football Accident.

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Team medic spraying deodorant

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Football

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Footballers - Niall Quinn

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

'My dad's a soccer announcer.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'