Soccer Skeptic T-Shirts

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Centaur Forward

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Football/Soccer bubbles

Football Accident.

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Football

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Game of Foot-ball/Soccer,with single human foot

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"Have we scored yet?"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."