Soccer Season T-Shirts

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Soccer Uniforms

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

Bowled over again!

Fly Football

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'