Soccer Addict Prints

World Cup

Football merchandising - 1953.

Football junkie.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Football Fans

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Football Chameleon

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

The Goalkeeper

'I think I've scored.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Centaur Forward

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.