Soap Operas Pillows

'Correlation Street.'

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

The World Ends Tonight: "NOT before 'Corrie' I hope?"

'Being hooked on the soaps doesn't qualify you for disability payments.'

'Your honor, we find these proceedings to be MUCH less interesting than what we see on TV.'

'I wouldn't mind so much if I knew what was happening on the soaps.'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'Don't you see, Trudy? OUr life is like a soap opera!'

"You can't video the football. I'm taping Coronation Street on the other side."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

'Be reasonable, Shirley! ??" you can't dial 911 for something that happened on a soap opera!'

'Neighbours is on, love.'

'Hooked on the soaps? Why, you poor thing -- of course we can put you on disability!'

'The end? I've nowhere near finished explaining the plot to you!'

"He's a telly addict - we've got him on an eastenders drip."

'Doris and I are celebrating our 25th year of watching 'Coronation Street' together!'

This is a watching neighbours area.

'I thought she went into that estate agent on your side.'

'I gotta go, Jezebel. My soap is coming on: 'Nine Lives to Live'!'

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

'...And tune in at eleven tonight for a special report on whatever happens next!'

'Let's sue the writers of 'General Hospital.' I had the same symptoms someone had on the soap, but I wasn't cured when I had brain surgery.'

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

'Sometimes I wonder if we'd enjoy Eastenders more if we got a television.'

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Enough daytime drama for me.

"Cut the drama, Baldo...and have a great summer."

"I'm not sure. He either disappeared during 'Days Of Our Lives' or 'General Hospital'."

Eastenders...Warning! May contain crying and shouting.

"I was once addicted to soaps. I'm clean now."

"Between my wrestling show and your telenovela we got a pretty good program!"