Snuggle Seeker Pillows

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

"Harold? Oh, he's taking a cat nap."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Litterary Dogs.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Do not disturb...

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

Lovers embrace

"Is that you purring?"

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

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"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

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"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'I even love the way you snore!'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"You're stealing the blanket."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"Give us a minute, honey."

Join me in a cup of tea!

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'