Snuggie Collector Gifts

Coat Check. I can't find my ticket, but I bet it's the only snuggie you have back there.

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Slinky Cow World

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Is that you purring?"

Lovers embrace

'I'm huggable!'

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Let there be cool.'

'Dog got your clog?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

You shouldn't sell any chemical lawn products, dad! I only carry a few for the bottom line. You peddle poison for profits? The new sneakers you want aren't cheap, kiddo. Then I won't get the shoes. Ok, ok. I'll consider getting rid of the chemicals. Who knew reducing my carbon footprint meant going without shoes.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Give us a minute, honey."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

I'm just one of those lucky people who can fall asleep on airplanes.

I had my eyes dilated.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'