Snowy Paw Parade Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Mardi Gras

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A man and his dog

Agility God

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Charge of the Kids

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'It's a snow mobile.'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

Cheek

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'Damn showdog people!'

Liberty, equality, sorority.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

On the Campaign Trail...

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'They suspect arson.'

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Health Care Parade

'Sir, do you have a permit to float that. . . Uh, balloon?'

'We both like walking in the rain, and we both love a parade, but I just can't stand it when she rains on my parade.'

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

Riding School Excursion

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

"Sorry, still rerouting."

'My door's always open because I love a parade!'