Snowy Paw Parade Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Mardi Gras

A man and his dog

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Agility God

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

The Charge of the Kids

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'It's a snow mobile.'

Cheek

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Liberty, equality, sorority.

'Damn showdog people!'

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

On the Campaign Trail...

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

'They suspect arson.'

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

'We both like walking in the rain, and we both love a parade, but I just can't stand it when she rains on my parade.'

'Sir, do you have a permit to float that. . . Uh, balloon?'

Health Care Parade

Riding School Excursion

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

'My door's always open because I love a parade!'

'Wow! Is that guy good or what!'

"Sorry, still rerouting."