Snowy Day Problem Solver T-Shirts

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Something just didn't add up."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Attitude Counselor.

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Ice skating

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Problem solving centre.

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

"This program really isn't user friendly."