Snowstorm Aficionado Prints

The lonely figure

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'No ice.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Non-Denominational Carols

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Snow Crime

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Festive squad

Ski kicker.

Flake News

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Sand Snowmen

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.