Snowstorm Aficionado Mugs

The lonely figure

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'No ice.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Non-Denominational Carols

Giant Snowflake.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Snow Crime

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Ski kicker.

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"I love this time of year."

Festive squad

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'