Snowman Architect T-Shirts

'Criticising your snowman isn't defamation of character, Thompson'

"Oh no, he's just built a snowman! No gloves! Milking time! Cold hands! Cold hands!"

Snowman Building

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

A man discovers his son has cut off the antlers on his deer trophy to use as arms for his snowman.

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

Frankenstein as a boy

Postman delivering post

"Quick - it's melting faster than we can build it!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'Styrofoam.'

Snowman longing for a thaw.

'No, I won't pay $200 for a silk top hat for your snowman!'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Snow Wave

'My hands are freezing now that I've mislaid my gardening gloves'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"That Gormley kid is such a show-off."

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

"We'll need a sample. If you would just melt a little into this cup..."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Frosty is losing his cool, Mom."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Building a snowman

The Snowman

Jon Snowman

"Wow! This looks like the perfect snow for building a snowman."

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

'He calls himself a snowman?'

A snowman trying on different noses

The Abominable Snowball.

All I know is, after I evaporate, I'd better come back as a hot spring.

Yes, I saw it, dear. It's perfectly abominable.