Snowboard Daredevils Pillows

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Dummies Books.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Kids."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

When the water's colder than you thought...

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

DIY store with a first aid department

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Snow seat on skis.

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

'Here it comes.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."