Snowboard Daredevils Mugs

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Kids."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

When the water's colder than you thought...

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Super Homeworld

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

DIY store with a first aid department

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Snow seat on skis.

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Here it comes.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

Ski cannon.