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'Mum, can I put something in the freezer, until next winter?'

'It's working! It's working! Keep rolling and we will eat like kings!!'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"First snowman?"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Shaved Ice

The Frankenstein snowman.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Snow Bridge.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'Styrofoam.'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

Building a snowman

Snowball Fight With Santa

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Tall Snowman

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"