Snowball Architect T-Shirts

'Mum, can I put something in the freezer, until next winter?'

'It's working! It's working! Keep rolling and we will eat like kings!!'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"First snowman?"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Shaved Ice

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Snow Bridge.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'Styrofoam.'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

Tall Snowman

Snowball Fight With Santa

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Building a snowman

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."