Snow & Sun Seeker Prints

Climate change

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Skiing.

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Happy Hour

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I blame global warming!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Sunbathing in the park

Beach hats

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

Protest

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'