Snow & Sun Seeker Prints

Climate change

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Skiing.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Happy Hour

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

"Privates Beach"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I blame global warming!'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Beach hats

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Sunbathing in the park

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Easter Island Shades...

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

Protest