Sand And Sun Seeker Prints

'It always amazes me how after a long summer break...with sea, sand, margaritas on the beach and an absence of the cut and thrust of the office...'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Holiday time.

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I blame global warming!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Sunbathing in the park

Beach hats

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'