Snow Sculptor's Apprentice Gifts

'It's a lot of work building a giant snowman, but we'll appreciate it in July!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Snowmen Around The World...

Snow Devil

Frosting the Snowman

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"First snowman?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Snow Crime

UFO and snowman

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'