Snow Sculptor's Apprentice Gifts

'It's a lot of work building a giant snowman, but we'll appreciate it in July!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow Devil

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowman

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"First snowman?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Snow Crime

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

UFO and snowman

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'