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'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

That one has all the batteries!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Turkey Autopsy

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

Santa Claws...

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.