Snore Tracker Mugs

"Hello, police? I want to report a noise issue!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

You look tired, Rudy. Nah, I'm actually not tired. Why don't you go take a break. I'll man the counter for you. That's ok, Uncle Mort. Look at those bags beneath your eyes. And … are those wrinkles I see there? Did you know you age faster if you don't sleep? I'm on to you, Uncle Mort. You want me to step away so you can fix yourself an Espresso. Your doctors said no caffeine. You sound paranoid, Rudy. You're seeing duplicity everywhere. That's a symptom of sleep deprivation. I'm just thinking ab

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

Zzzzzzzzz...

I even love the way you snore...

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

Solving the Snoring Problem

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

SLEEP Mode

Girl In Bed