Snore Tracker Mugs

"Hello, police? I want to report a noise issue!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

Zzzzzzzzz...

'You're snoring in cadence.'

I even love the way you snore...

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

Solving the Snoring Problem

SLEEP Mode

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

Girl In Bed