Snore Squad T-Shirts

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'Could you speak up Mrs Jones, I didn't hear what the problem is...'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

Zzzzzzzzz...

I even love the way you snore...

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

You have to hibernate in another cave. Last year you kept me up all winter with your snoring.

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'They make that noise when they're content.'

SLEEP Mode

"It's a taser. It's for your snoring."

Sleeping ventriloquists dummy snoring

Girl In Bed

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

Man Sleeping - YYYWAITFORIT

"He's dyslexic."