Snore Solver Pillows

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

I even love the way you snore...

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

Solving the Snoring Problem

"Hello, police? I want to report a noise issue!"

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'Honey you're roaring.'

SLEEP Mode

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

Sleeping ventriloquists dummy snoring

"I snore says my wife!"

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

Girl In Bed

Bear tells man to stop snoring

"Actually, the volcano is dormant. Shall I have her call you back?"