Snooze Patrol Prints

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Whistler's father.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

Eventual Motion Machine

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Sleeping husband

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Half asleep.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"