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"I really enjoyed that, but if anyone asks, don't you dare tell them we watched it."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'New money or old money?'

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'He's a mixed breed.'

"It's our latest objet d'art, of course we can't use it!"

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

" ..graduated with honours, great job, beautiful wife, great kids.. Sure we've all got a sad story to tell."

'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"Obsessive complacent disorder"

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"Yuck. I could make better crêpes fourrées aux boeufs brouillés au parmesan myself."

"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'