Sniper Gifts

"I'll be damned – a Bachman's warbler on the President's limo!"

101 uses of a dead cat: gun

'The Academy never prepared me for this.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Chris Kyle

'So, I understand you were a sniper in the service.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

Military man plays music as a sniper rifle.

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"I spy with my little eye…"

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Hair Traffic control.

Licensed to grill.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'